throwin down on a few things
i got some new things
plz believe that im a cannon
and i be slammin ya grandma all the way to hammond indiana
no red or blue bandana
but i come down on ya like a hammer
scruffy like a nerf herder
welcome to good burger
may i take ya new world order
im sorta like the sortin hat
puttin wanna be mcs where they supposed to be at
im up to bat
i be the pinch and the grinch hitter
and id love to partake in some kitty litter
why you lookin so bitter
you should head back to your job at urban outfitters
you aint a knitter
but you got needles in your purse
i never disperse my drugs over a period of time
i eat em all and proceed to write a rhyme
put a lime in the coconut and call me in the morning
some might consider me annoying but never boring
cause im pourin out my thoughts
of my ideas there will never be a drought

i am the rap game leslie knope
im givin MCs a brand new hope
like obi wan kenobi on DXM
you can call all ya men
i will surely slaughter them
on the mic before the count of ten
pow 1,2,3 and 4 hit the floor
then i blow up 5-9 with my mind
like crime mob i shine cause i grind
im a starvin artist so i get paid in dimes

thats ten, the master of the pen and of zen
the type on whom you can depend
a friend
here to defend hip hop
from the wackness
with accuracy like katniss
my set list will leave you hatless
lyin limp on the mattress
i like my girls with shirts that are backless
you could not find me, not even with an atlas
im packless, i ride by myself
i cant trust nobody else
but at the same time i trust everyone
i am barrels of fun
especially wit words or herbs
from the city to the burbs


so i

split

shit

fill

twist

lick

then i hit it
this beat i made
so get up in it....

and get lost
stop tryin to assess and allocate cost

to everything
fuck your bling
fuck your grills
fuck your kills.... in call of duty
im an underdog like rudy

whoodi who
else ya know thats gonna talk about the shit that i do ho
the goal of life is to learn and grow
but theres no end listen to row row ya boat

life is but a dream
with scapegoats inbetween for you to blame all the awful things that happen to you on
this is precisely why i stay gone
and i stay pon the track
my skills stay sharp as a thumb tack
and i still sample stuff thats sick and stuff that sucks
and sometimes
i stay stuck
for seven seconds
then i slip out of that spontaneous stupidity
and when i dream, i achieve lucidity
that blunt just hit it b
and you just cant get rid of me
like a virus
compared to me other mcs are weak like papyrus
they beggin to record.. companies plz hire us
fuck that
im causin trouble like the cat in the hat
dont worry i will clean up stat
on this beat i shat

but before i go
heres one more nug of knowledge
college
is a business first
and a school second
thats why they team up with banks to take your money
i know that didnt rhyme and thats cause that shit isnt funny
fuckin dummies